Thursday, August 31, 2006
Today teachers day celebration was ok
but boring at the end
had to dance on stage , but luckily not on tables
thank god it rained
yay !
such a cooling day
went back to hpps
alot of people look different
haha
so an old -ex-classmate who lost weight
haha
my shoes were like soaking wet! haha
anyway i hope i can enter krunk tomorrow and come out happy !
oh please oh please
i need luck
haha
(:
aint that nice?
Amanda typed at 6:50 PM
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Tuesday, August 29, 2006
its all about you
have been having crazy dreams
do they mean something
i pray hard that its nothing and nothings is going to happen
though i always get into trouble
shit
please i need help
this is something major
can i prevent it?!?!?!?!
oh i hope i can
results hmmm , i think the whole world know this
im not trying to brag but.......
i got C6 FOR DNT!!!!!!
HELLO !! DNT!
haha
expected it
not sad at all !(:
guess what mr lau said was true
change topic!!!
nobody will be champion enough to read this:
The Rules of Wedding Crashing:
Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own.
Rule #2: Never use your real name.
Rule #3: When crashing an Indian wedding, identify yourself as a well-known immigrant officer or a county lawyer.
Rule #4: No one goes home alone.
Rule #5: Never let a girl come between you and a fellow crasher.
Rule #6: Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.
Rule #7: Blend in by standing out.
Rule #8: Be the life of the party.
Rule #9: Whatever it takes to get in, get in.
Rule #10: Invitations are for pussies.
Rule #11: Sensitive is good.
Rule #12: When it stops being fun, break something.
Rule #13: Bridesmaids are desperate: console them.
Rule #14: You're a distant relative of a dead cousin.
Rule #15: Fight the urge to tell the truth.
Rule #16: Always have an up-to-date family tree.
Rule #17: Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night.
Rule #18: You love animals and children.
Rule #19: Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it.
Rule #20: The older the better, the younger the better (see Rule below)
Rule #21: Definitely make sure she's
18.
Rule #22: You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime.
Rule #23: There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there's enough women to go around.
Rule #24: If you get outed, leave calmly. Do not run.
Rule #25: You understand she heard that but that's not what you meant.
Rule #26: Of course you love her.
Rule #27: Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close.
Rule #28: Make sure there's an open bar.
Rule #29: Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again.
Rule #30: Know the playbook so you can call an audible.
Rule #31: If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know.
Rule #32: Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.
Rule #33: Never go back to your place.
Rule #34: Be gone by sunrise.
Rule #35: Breakfast is for closers.
Rule #36: Your favorite movie is "The English Patient".
Rule #37: At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher.
Rule #38: Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.
Rule #39: The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor.
Rule #40: Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you're "sweet."
Rule #41: Never hit on the bride -- it's a one way ticket to the pavement
Rule #42: Try not to break anything, unless you're not having fun.
Rule #43: At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough to wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing.
Rule #44: Create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you're after. But don't talk about it.
Rule #45: Always remember your fake name! Rehearse it in advance and make sure you know your fellow Crasher's code-name as well!
Rule #46: The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising."
Rule #47: You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church.
Rule #48: Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancée.
Rule #49: Always work into the conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of money. But how does one buy happiness?"
Rule #50: Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women.
Rule #51: Always pull out in time.
Rule #52: Tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love to stay put but you promised to help out at the homeless shelter today.
Rule #53: It's time to put your Drama Lessons in practice! Get choked up during the service. The girls will think you're "sensitive". Bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary.
Rule #54: Avoid virgins. They're too clingy.
Rule #55: If pressed, tell people you're related to Uncle John. Everyone has an Uncle John.
Rule #56: Don't fixate on one woman. ALWAYS have a back-up.
Rule #57: When seeing a rival Crasher, do not interact: merely acknowledge each other with a tug on the earlobe and gracefully move on.
Rule #58: The Ferrari's in the shop.
Rule #59: If two rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield.
Rule #60: No "chicken dancing": no exceptions.
Rule #61: When crashing out of state, request permission from the local Wedding Crasher chapter.
Rule #62: No more than two weddings a weekend. More and your game gets sloppy. You'll also attract unwanted notice.
Rule #63: Bring an extra umbrella when it rains. Courtesy opens more legs than charm.
Rule #64: Always save room for cake.
Rule #65: When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island.
Rule #66: Smile! You're having the time of your life.
Rule #67: Mix it up a little. You can't always be the man with the haunted past.
Rule #68: Dance with the Bride's grandmother.
Rule #69: No sex on the altar. Confessionals, okay. Chair lofts, better.
Rule #70: Two shutouts in a row? It's time to take a week off. Ask yourself: what is it that is getting in the way of my happiness?
Rule #71: Research, research, research the wedding party. And when you are done researching, research some more.
Rule #72: Studies have shown that women have a more developed sense of smell. Breath mints: small cost, big yield.
Rule #73: Keep interactions with the parents of the bride and groom to a minimum.
Rule #74: In case of emergency, refer to the rulebook.
Rule #75:
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.
Rule #77: Carry extra protection at ALL times.
Rule #78: The unmarried female rabbi: is she fair game? Of course she is.
Rule #79: The tables furthest from the kitchen always get served first.
Rule #80: Stop, look, listen. At weddings. In life.
Rule #81: Occasionally bring a gift: you're getting sex without having to buy dinner, so you can afford a blender.
Rule #82: Always think ahead but always stay in the moment. Reconcile this paradox and you'll not only get the girl, you might also get peace of mind.
Rule #83: Don't let the ring bearer bum your smokes. His parents may start to ask questions.
Rule #84: Stay clear of the wedding planner. They may recognize you and start to wonder.
Rule #85: Don't use the "I have two months to live" bit: not cool, not effective.
Rule #86: Shoes say a lot about the man.
Rule #87: Always choose large weddings. More choice. Easier to blend.
Rule #88: You're from out of town. ALWAYS.
Rule #89: Know something about the place you say you are from, whether be from another US state or another country. Texas is too-played out. For some reason, England, Germany or even New Hampshire seem to work. Master the accents convincingly, and you've nailed them!
Rule #90: Of course you dream of one day having children.
Rule #91: Never dance to "What I Like About You." It's long past time to let that song go. Someone will request it at every wedding. Don't dance to it. No matter how hot the girl.
Rule #92: Tell the bride's friends and family that you are family of the groom and visa-versa.
Rule #93: Only take one car. You never know when you'll need to make a fast escape.
Rule #94: Deep down, most people hate themselves. This knowledge is the key to most bedroom doors.
Rule #95: Try not to show off on the dance floor. This means you Jeremy.
Rule #96: Etiquette isn't old-fashioned. It's sexy.
Rule #97: Catholic weddings: the classic dilemma: painfully long ceremony: horny girls.
Rule #98: The newspaper Wedding Announcements are your racing form. Choose carefully.
Rule #99: Be judicious with cologne. Citrus tones are best.
Rule #100: Save the tuxes for "the big show" only.
Rule #101: Avoid women who were psychology majors in college. There is no kind of woman more clingy and persistent than a psychologist investigating your story later on.
Rule #102: No periwinkle colored ties, please.
Rule #103: Always have an early "appointment" the next morning.
Rule #104: Be well groomed and well-mannered.
Rule #105: Never cockblock a fellow Crasher. Cockblocking an invited guest--okay.
Rule #106: Eat plentiful, digest your food. You'll need the energy later.
Rule #107: Know when to abandon ship if it ain't floating.
Rule #108: Know your swing and salsa dancing. Girls love to get twisted around.
Rule #109: Always carry an assortment of place cards to match any wedding design.
Rule #110: Make sure your magic trick and balloon animal skills are not rusty. If the kids love it, the girls will too.
Rule #111: Never have sex with bride or groom's mother even if she is the hottest bombshell at the wedding. Just control yourself.
Rule #112: Have FUN! It's why you're there!
Rule #113: Don't look for opportunities; make them.
Rule #114:
3-4 months to wedding crash--funerals are year round!
Rule #115: Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket. (The rule that Jeremy makes up to insult John)
Amanda typed at 9:25 PM
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Sunday, August 27, 2006
i just realised something , how ironic my blog is , its says green suede but hello wheres the grren in my blog ??? Better go find a new skin
yesterday was damn funny
super drama ,but like hello ,abit stupid right
haha
ahh poor collette , you dumbass drag me into the shit
luckily i had you hoodie
haha
so ok alls fair
got my krunk ticket , its pretty
OHMYSHIT ! ART IS SCREWED!!!!
please give me luck !!
Amanda typed at 10:45 AM
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Friday, August 25, 2006
the deal about ***** girls
we are despo
just a recent browse on friendster and i see Up - dOwn lEtTeRs
on testimonials of ***-*** guys
"ThAnKs 4 d aDd"
looking back on it , if i was the guy i would be like wth!
frankly speaking , we should have a bit of backbone and stop being despo ******-*****-girls
( this is not to insult anyone , but its just a reflection on some people onf riendster and no i am not talking about ahlians)
Amanda typed at 7:26 PM
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hello people
i would like to put a counter on my blog but im afraid it would only be increasing by 1 everyday and that 1 is when i view my blog
haha
it would be damn paiseh
today while practising for lit i happen to wear something from birdys definaition , bung
if i get it today , i will try to upload it
the WHOLE CLASS was staring at me acting stupid
evelene was freaking me out
haha
litonstage ! 1st ! good job!!!!!!!!!!!!
i sort of expected it but did not dare think lest i was thinking wrongly
was having such! @ # $ % ^ & * ^& makeup and only cleaned when i got home
went back by myself , the loner i am
i slept in the bus
luckily i did not miss my stop , if not i will so kill mayself
waited , sweated for damn long
tomorrow would be another performance
not that excited though
haha
and i think its because i can anticipate what im going to see tomorrow
oh how i wish that i would be totally wrong
i accomplished many things
changed the bedsheets , pack abit
and later off to clean the almost 1 month stale water with the fish
haha
its a miracle how a neglected fish leaves longer than a well taken cared for fish
haha
next friday krunk
im 95.43251% sure that im going
the other 4.56749% has got something to do with my brain
is this post long??
Amanda typed at 6:03 PM
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Wednesday, August 23, 2006
everybody !
keep it up
do your very best for lit on stage !!!!!!!!!
Amanda typed at 7:02 PM
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Monday, August 21, 2006
results results , hmmm , i am soo happy that many people are in the same boat with me for DNT
i love you people
that i know of , yingtian and buddy
dont know if buddy is on , but we are so going to sit in the hardcourt on 14th september
its BUDDY DAY
sat- day, flag day
was the most !@ @ # $ % ^ & * day
stood for damn long
drama drama
haha
poor gwen i pity you
some people smile to me , so i smile back , my trade mark , fake smile !
look below
anyway after that just went town
roamed
went gwens house
though i did not step in
ahh, nice bus ride
sunday
2nd time writing this but i realsied it ryhmes so i made it into a poem
went to JB
with milesy
bought many nice stuffies
saying lots of crappies
we were really happy???
i had tummy ache !
and went home really late
today was a super tiring /boring/sweaty / sleep day
sucks like hell
and lastly
rats rats rats
they are super ugly , extra ,irritating and thieves
they love love stealing stuuf like food
steals teal steal
and they think its perfectly find
when i see you i will so catch you put you in a cage and slap the shit out of you
Amanda typed at 7:58 PM
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Friday, August 18, 2006
i hate rats
they squeeze in between space
steal things from you
back out
and when you kill/smoosh them
they act all innocent
they are extra little crap
and i hate cheese
why are you so dumb to let the rats take you
you think that you are sooo good wanted by rats and human
well you better wake up cause you will rot in peoples mouth and rats
and soon one day rats and people aint gonna like you
Amanda typed at 11:39 PM
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Tuesday, August 15, 2006
really should not be blogging now
should be racking my puny brains out
but what the heck
monday DNT SCREWED
totally such a dumbass!!!!!!!!
BLIND COCK EYE SHITHEAD STUPID
today LIT
STILL STUPID BUT NOT AS STUPID AS YESTERDAY
tomorrow
BETTE BE SMART MY ONLY CHANCE OF GETTING A GOOD GRADES COUNTS ON TOMORROW
I SO WISH THAT I WOULD NOT BE JINXED !!!!!!!
GOD I RSERIOUSLY NEED HELP
THIS IS ONE ! @ # $ ^ &$ &^!@ # $ % ^ & * ( )^&* POST
Amanda typed at 7:23 PM
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Friday, August 11, 2006
nothing much today except bowling
during assembly i had this major madness when i found out i had the ryan tan post card
kept telling all dancers
haha
took a cab to victor superbowl
managed to squeeze 5 ppl into one cab
tried bowling , thought i didnt really suck
haha
next was the actual thing , first game and all the rest we were leading
but after the first matched , i sucked
the power was probably gone
yingxiu is the best so many strikes !!!!
she contributed most
she was the bestest
i was actually 17 pos , but now im 20
haha
good job all fellow 2d bowlers
we arent hockey ppl haha
collette dont be sad being the last aint that bad
haha
hope i will have a good day tomorrow
thought some picture would mak emy blog look pretty
Amanda typed at 9:14 PM
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Thursday, August 10, 2006
had pizza for breakfast
did some serious studying
spotted some cute little bird flying outside the wondow
went to habourfront
played o2jam like an idiot
pressing the buttons like no bodys business ;
if everything was in leeter form it would look like this
jflkf jdslkdfsjl kdfsjldfs ldsf ljkdfsljkdfsljkdfsl jkfdsljk
Amanda typed at 8:57 PM
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Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Went to Batam with 5 people , too long to type it
had a fun time talking crap
bought a lot of stuff
I bet I was the friendliest ,smiliest person at the immigration (:
my mum keeps asking me why I keep smiling
if collette is reading this , (told you I would write this)
wanted to see the fireworks ,went up to the deck
wanted but couldnt see it
damn it!
stupid !
Amanda typed at 10:43 PM
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Tuesday, August 08, 2006
quick recap on my life
sunday - stoned
went to collettes house last minute
had FUN ! (:
monday-ouch !
had volleyball, frankly speaking i dont suck at it !
(:
had dance then normal stuff
then oral com was noisy
and dance again , this was short lived
tuesday -crapped
talk ,sang ,act like a total retard , i actually sang!
last part was the funnest
sweat like mad due to excesive hyperness,madness
but no complaints
next went to watch click
i cry at the correct momments
gwen cried when adam sandler cried , i was lik @#$%@#$%^^% " he cries like a retard and its too fake "
i cried when he was mean to his cute old father who still treats him like a child , trying to show him magic tricks
father cute, he total bastard
random picture from figaro
Amanda typed at 10:26 PM
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Saturday, August 05, 2006
its always my fault , everything is my fault ,
i cant take it anymore
bloody hell
i hate today
Amanda typed at 7:18 PM
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THE FREEKING OSCAR THING IS BLOODY HELL NOT WROKING !
IAM PISSED!
how am i supposed to do anything if its not working
i am going to complain now
aiya but complain where
shit them
i HATE oscar
it sucks!!!!
was supposed to go watch movie again , but plans were screwed up again !!!!!!
Amanda typed at 10:47 AM
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Friday, August 04, 2006
Collette asked me to go check this thingy out | You Are Chubby Hubby Ice Cream |
So there's more of you to love... a whole lot more! |
this is lame , haha
haha
today wanted to catch click with elaine queck , cheryl and stacy , but the plan was SCREWED HAHA !trying to do OSCAR now but the thing has some major problem
i want to be a photographer!!
Amanda typed at 6:58 PM
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Thursday, August 03, 2006
today was rah
stayed back
chilled and wasted time with the dancers
and created my new email!!!!!!
i hope you get ditched x many times !!!!!!!!!!
and i will pretend to be sad
Amanda typed at 10:06 PM
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Wednesday, August 02, 2006
today was me and collettes laughing day
During DNT i made the nicest shoes but due to hands malfunction it got screwed up !
We also fought for justice
*dang dang dang , dangdangdang dangdang DANG
Amanda typed at 10:15 PM
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Tuesday, August 01, 2006
school was boring and crapified , i was so hungry and tired that first time in this yr , i was a PIG
MEL was the bestest , WHYY!!!?????
-she gave me tissue( that not all )
-she was talking to me (still not all )
-when an insect sting me when i tried to fling it off , she helped me
-she followed me to ikea to buy my crap and stood in the long queue with me
and thats why I <3 <3<3 HER!!!!!!!
reasons why i think i am a witch
-wart (withces have alot of them ) check!
-magical fingesrs check (something fell on my head and amanda was like :eww take it off " so she reached and fling it . When she came into contact with it , she got stung and she screamed damn loud "OUCH !!!!" , then it started to SWELL and become RED ) CHECK!
-cat friend (some black and white cat came up to me and rubbed against me ))CHECK !
PLUSSSSSSS ++++++++
i have the broom and hat
now now
dont you think im a witch !!?????
Amanda typed at 10:24 PM
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aint that nice?
please give me luck !!
